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I have to admit, I don’t watch Gossip Girl, I imagine it is like The O.C. or The Hills. Again, I am not in my twenties, I watch the Housewives of any County shows. That is about it, well -The Girls Next Door too. Boy, I bet that tells you ALOT about me. Hello, is there any substance? No.
I don’t care that Blake Lively is an actress. I am so impressed with Vogue’s cover with her on it . The color scheme is so perfect, she looks dynamite. They could not have done a better cover. Now what lies between the front and back cover did not peak my interest at all this month. There is nothing more to say about Vogue today.
I do love LL Cool J though. Unfortunately the only time I get to see him, is if I go to Sears. He looks so good blown up, doesn’t he. I asked a sales lady if he makes ladies clothes because I want to put him on me and she was like “no, he is hip hop.” What am I country? No, I am rock and roll, thank you and you don’t sell Ed Hardy here, hello.
I am going to answer some questions in the voice of the people the questions are about. These are just a few today. In case you are a new subscriber, I make up the answers to questions people ask on google, they get directed to my site because I may be writing about the person they want to know a question about and THINK I have their kooky answer.
“does kimora lee simmons have big feet” what the hell do you think? I am six foot tall.
“what lip gloss does oprah use?” listen, ya’ll, you wouldn’t believe how many times I have been asked this very question and in my March issue of O magazine you will find in my “favorite things” that you really can’t afford to buy the lip gloss that I use, nor the bath salts that cost $200., nor the beautiful 1000 count imported pillow cases for my puppies, and the monogrammed toilet paper. Again, this magazine is not about you, it is about me and making me money.
side note (Was I dreaming or did I just read that Oprah smoked crack, smack/heroine with a past boyfriend and he is now writing a book about this?) Good for her, more material for the show but what is Obama going to think of her? I would tell him, if a woman can admit her weight publicly, she should be forgiven of anything. But he only listens to his wife, Michele, and she says ”I don’t care how much money she contributed B, what is this teaching our children? You never, EVER tell someone you weigh 200 pounds. She’s gotz to go.
Last question from googler:
“does jennifer aniston wear a wig” yeah, my real hair burned all off when Brad and I used to live together because we smoked all the time. Is that a flattering question or are they saying my hair looks like ……….
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