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I know this will come as a shock but Michael Jackson———— has died.  Over a week ago.   If your like me, a child of the 70’s or more feminine than not, you may have recently put on some of his tunes and remembered the great performers of 80’s  we had .  He belongs to us just like Madonna.  

 The fifty year olds and up (fems) had their Elvis Presley and they are the ones who who are scrutinizing Michael the most.  All I know is that Elvis Presley was fat, bloated -same thing I know but I like that word and the image it portrays- and all jacked up on some really good drugs.   “Oh, but he was just the world to me, I loved him so much, I don’t care if he did drugs”  one baby boomer tells me.   Then she turns to her friend and spits on Michael’s achievements.

My sons had no idea who MJ was before the t-ball game last Thursday.   My girlfriend Kelly got the text, she is also the coach and I-her co-coach/ you should of seen our self-blinged out LA Dodgers hats, so yes there was a game delay,  “Michael Jackson died?”  No way, we say,  let’s all get our black berry’s out and google- sure enough, it is true.

So that evening, here in eastern standard time, was as if time stood still.  He was ours, he belonged to our generation and now, we lost him.  Even though I haven’t really thought about him in like, well, whenever that whole sleepover thing was going on.  At that time I just thought, well, yeah he probably was, he’s kind of effed up a little, that is no secret.  But damn, I love his  ”Can’t stop till you get enough” and “PYT”.  So when I come to a stop sign in my car,  I  just roll my windows up so no one else can hear I am listening to a p o file singing.  Sick.

Kelly had a bbq at her house (not to celebrate his death) the evening—-Michael Jackson—–is deaded and we had  cnn on and the anchors kept repeating “Michael Jackson——–is DEAD.”    They said it so many times that my oldest son was like “why do they keep telling us that, they said it like 100 times.”  My youngest son simply asks ( he is five years old) “what was Michael Jackson wearing when he died?”  Long story, my son is obsessed with clothes, so I guess that was an appropriate question coming from him.

DRAMA, that’s why I tell my oldest  son.  Let’s keep getting high over those words. I bet it was orgasmic for any anchor to actually say those words for the first time to the world.   Best death  (to them) they will probably every report in their lifetime.

Which is getting me to my whole point of even writing about Michael ( I haven’t watched anymore of his drama unfold on tv or any LIVE tv-dvr’d soaps do not count-since last Thursday night). 

Who the hell gave Madonna the nickname MADGE?  I don’t get it.  I don’t use it and I will not accept it.  I am a huge fan of hers and always have been, so I have a hard time believing that someone in their 30’s or 40’s  (don’t take this personal you 50 year old ladies with the cones on their chest who were sitting in front of me at the Detroit concert)  would nickname her Madge.  My guess is the media did it (Elvis lover aged) and by calling her Madge instead of Madonna would sort of give them a control over the spiraling upward-take over the world woman that is unstoppable.  Ha ha, we are going to call you Madge and try to knock you down a little and there is nothing you can do about it Madge, Madgey, Madgeaholic, Madgalistic.   Seriously, have you seen her hot boyfriend.   She is the holy mother of the world to me.  And I think Elvis was hot for the record too.

I will not succumb to calling these celebrities, who have earned their limelight, anything but their name.  The whole Brangelina is like a slap in the face too, to these celebrities.  Bennifer, Speidi (oh my god did I just type that) how high school is that.  I think the media were actually total nerds in high school who are looking for revenge that will not put them in jail.  WACKO JACKO.  Good one, but his last name is Jack-SON.

Let’s get to some fashion.  Always wear nude color underclothes when you wear white.  And if you are going to show your bottom in white leggings you either wear no panties or a thong, not white granny panties, unless maybe you are a granny, then it is ok.  Or just cover your ass with something, please.

And if your hair is damaged, like mine was, from highlights, the ocean and chlorine from the pool while on vacation, cut it all off.  I had hair down my back and just got the Rebecca Shaw cut (she plays evilness on General Hospital).  The idea of the cut (which I read in Vogue earlier this year) is to have the hair touch the  shoulder but not long enough to lie on the shoulder, when it starts to do that it is time to trim.

Of course don’t cut your hair, it took me a year to get to this point but I have no regrets.  So try these new hat styles below by Yumiko of Kitty Gallery to cover up your undesirable tresses.  They are just for summer but the perfect styles right now. 

Trend alert:  long necklaces that are bulky on the bottom.  Skip the earrings if you wear a bulky necklace.  Wear bracelets with necklaces.   Big earrings go with big rings.

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We seriously do not have Michael Jackson tote bags.

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Tags: elvis preseley, Madonna, michael jackson

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