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I grew up reading National Enquirer at my grandmother’s house every Sunday. You may remember the early 80’s, back when Joan Collins and Linda Evans took turns being on the cover. Kind of like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie with Vogue nowadays. Come on Anna, every time I see one of them on the cover, I am not thinking “oh, how fashionable they look.” I am thinking “wasn’t the other one just on the cover a couple of months ago”? Are you like taking turns so it is fair and nobody’s feelings get hurt?
How about this. Quit putting celebrities who play it extremely safe -when it comes to fashion-on the cover and use any model and dress them up in fashion fashion fashion and let us look at the fashion and not another television star. I consider Aniston and Jolie ”television stars”. Here’s why: I see an actual movie at the movie theatre about once a year. Who ever I see that day on the big screen is an actual “movie star”. I watch all my “movies” on my home television or computer even. The actresses are not that glamorous even with my Bose surround or HD tv.
If that makes any sense to anyone we may make it to the next thought. And it is not that exciting to me tonight but I made a promise to to the people that anytime I get a question about Kimora Lee Simmons from googlers, I must answer them. Even though all my answers are not true. I make them up. If that seems like a waste of time to you, then you may want to read previous blogs I wrote. I started these lies and I got to play along. Long story short/every time I use Kimora Lee Simmons name, my blog ranks higher when people search for information about her in google for some reason. Now all these people are typing in some pretty crazy questions about her and they think I know the answer. Here we go, these answers I give are going to cut right to the point:
“What is Kimora’s body shape” ? She is in the shape of a taco and nothings fits her.
“(what is) kimora lee’s shoe size”? We already answered this, she wears size 5 on the left and 4.5 on the right. I guess it has something to do with her mother’s brother.
The same person (who asked the shoe size question) wanted to know this in my blog too “ wha+size+shoe+does+Monica+Arnold+wear”? Who the hell is Monica Arnold and wha you need to know that for?
“kimora 1990″ She wasn’t born yet. She was born in 1991.
“what size is kimora lee simmons” Already answered this before. Size zero, wears juniors. You are never going to look like her.
“kimora lee simmons shoe size” Oh my god, did we not answer this already? She wears size 11 in mens.
“kimora lee simmons when she was thinner” She is going to let this slide. She will let her haters be her motivators. Or maybe this was Anna from Vogue thinking about whether they could maybe put KLS on the cover if they can get her to lay off those tacos she turned into.
”what size is kimora lee simmons” Venti. I love saying that, it means I am getting something yummy! But, Kimora is size zero, but she prefers to say 11 juniors.
“kimora lee simmons in her office working” What do you want, a picture? Click on google images, let me try for you, be right back……………I couldn’t find any. Girl, she is out and about, there is just no time for that.
“KLS DRESS FEATURED IN NEW ELLE MAGAZINE ISSUE” I am curious how much Anne is charging KLS to advertise versus let’s say Ralph Lauren. And can you imagine Anne Slowey and Nina Garcia in the same creative space. My money is on Nina. I have got her back and I had a dream with her in it where she was working at this window in London and she was so sweet to me in her customer service job. Anyways.
“what size is kimora lee simmons” This is getting old. She is 36-23-36, I think that makes her a………let me double check…………according to the last three answers I gave on that……she is a size zero.
“what did kimora lee simmons do to change the world?” You tree hugging freak.
“kimora lee simmons breast size” I am embarassed that you even wrote the b word and that I am repeating it. Now I will have people looking for porno coming to my site. Did you catch those two words in the last setence, one starts with p and the other follows it with c. I know the c word is not spelled right but usually the ones that are looking for that stuff don’t know how to spell anyways. What am I getting myself into? But, to answer your question. Unless you plan on sending her custom made complimentary bra designs, forget about them. They are as big as you want them to be.
My absolute favorite is saved for last “kimora lee is she a christian”? All I can say is that I bet my blackberry that this person is definitely down with JC themselves, but ready to cast that stone when nobody is looking.
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