If I was a tabloid writer…everyone wants Monica Arnold’s Style

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For the record, I really need to find out who Monica Arnold is.

Remember all the information I give you about any of these celebrities is made up.  There are some answers that may give you the feeling I like one person over the other more.  This is absolutely true.  I have the blog, I know how to be found and I shall provide my thoughts.  Shall I start off with Oprah?

“What makeup does Oprah wear”  What makeup doesn’t she wear?  No one else needs to know this answer because there is no way anyone else could possibly look like Oprah without makeup.  Your answer: A-LOT

“what size shoe does monica wear? “  6.5

“who is monica the singer married to”  a man.

“what lip gloss does oprah wear”  MAC glass, my personal favorite.

“monica singer shoe size” 8.5

angelina jolie face and body”  Your plastic surgeon repeats your request to you as if you have lost half of your brain.

beyonce bra size”  ?  kind of weird, I really like her now so I am not going to answer because of course I know the answer because she tells me everything like that.

“haircuts of Monica Arnold“  let’s see, she has had the bowl, the shag, the bob, the Rachel (heard that was cute at one time but again, never seen an episode of friends.)

jennifer aniston’s favorite lip gloss” again, MAC lip glass, lustre glass and I told her and she told Oprah and now all these sixty year old ladies are wearing it because that is the end of her marketing capabilities.  The sixty year olds.  Whose got the fifties and fourties- I would say Ellen.  I know Kelly Regis has the 70 and 80 year olds per my grandmother.  Tyra is working on the 30 and 20’s. 

OMG!  I just realized what Jennifer Anniston should do!  Start her own talk _ _ _ _.  Can you guess what job it is?  I gave you a hint.  Take over Oprah.  Anniston 2012 or maybe sooner because Oprah is going to be hanging out in the D.C. now and getting a new BFF named Michelle.  Sorry Gale.  This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, you have gotten her this far, but the next steps must be on her own.

“what size are jennifer aniston’s breast?” medium

“HOW TO APPLY MAKEUP LIKE KIMORA LEE SIMMONS“  I am sure youtube has a video for this.

kimora lee simmons vogue”  she is vogue, yes she is.

“how to put yourself on a vogue magazine“  is this some new wii game?

“kimora chanel”  her name is Kimora Lee Simmons still, I think, because I love her so though I will actually verify that somewhere where people tell the absolute truth, maybe like TMZ.

“crazy eye makeup gallery”  Can’t you figure out what crazy would look like by yourself?

kimora lee simmons dress size” 2 hater.

“what size jeans does Jennifer Aniston wear” 10

jennifer aniston’s breast size” 36DD

keira knightley glasses”  If she had her own line, I would buy them.  Good idea.

keira knightley’s wedding dress in love actually”  to your right, that is the best that I could do, what trouble that was, I will never do again.  Copy right. 

“does angelina jolie believe in god” hell no.

“bra made by kimora lee“  correct,  try checking out her baby phat line.

Kimora Lee playboy” why not?

“monica arnold singer hair”  is not really hers?

reese witherspoon favorite avon makeup”  are you serious?  I would rather go bare faced anywhere than to touch my face with Avon ever again.  I am lying, I have a avon (leftover) eyebrow pencil in my glove compartment in my car.  I am very embarassed remember because half of my eyebrow is gone because of the damn botox experiment last summer.  I have used it in emergencies when I don’t use my lancome home pencil first.  I still hate Avon and feel inadequate with a avon eyebrow.

“pictures of monica arnold’s haircut”  this girl must have some kickin hair. 

kimora lee simmon shoesize”  11 in men’s?  come on, who made that up?  5.

kimora lee simmon size 11 men shoes”  some one started a nasty rumor, this is so not true.

“How Carmen Electra wears her makeup”  sluty, but that is the way we like her.

angelina jolie shoe size”  wide as a ruler.

“what is kimora lee simmons wearing these days?” clothes

jennifer anistons makeup on oprah”  Oprah does not wear Jennifer’s makeup, I think it would be a little light.

“what size does jennifer anniston wear”  10 misses

“compare, angelina jolie, jennifer aniston, breast size”  hmm, that is four girls lined up, I can’t do it.

 ”size jeans does jennifer aniston wear ” this was colorul, how about size 10 misses.  Is that huge or what? 

angelina jolie bra she wears” doesn’t wear them!

beyonce makeup lipgloss”  she would love MAC lustre glass.

“Monica Arnold hairstyles”  can not be as good as Beyonce’s.

kimora in red dress and leopard pumps”  are you serious, you ask your boyfriend/husband/lover, do you actually want me to wear a black wig too?  Do you want me to be naked under the dress?  Who are you going to pretend to be?”

 ”jennifer anniston bra size” 30BB

jennifer aniston bra size” 26DD, you got to spell her name right to get the right answer.

“accent on you, anna lee designs”  forgive me, I don’t know who Anna Lee is.

jennifer aniston brands she wears” route 66, cherokee, lee…

“lipgloss worn by jennifer anniston on oprah show in nov 08″ definetely MAC lustre glass.

kimora lee simmons mariah carey”  two lovely ladies.

“monica arnold hair styles” wigs, people, wigs.

kimora lee simmons keeps last name”  of course.  KLS.  Trademark, empire, why would you screw it up.  Be like changing to Infant Fat brand.

reese witherspoon front cover shot”  plenty to choose from and I gaurantee she is not wearing Avon in them.

“what kind of makeup does jennifer anniston wear” probably lots of free makeup.

“what dresses does Kimora and beyonce have a like”   Who doesn’t know this? 

“monica arnold’s makeup”  is she that hot everybody wants to look like her?

“what brand makeup beyonce wear”  I am pretty sure she is a cover girl spokes model. Easy, breezy, don’t be sleazy.”

“monica arnold hair pics”  Conair makes a great pick.  Pick it up at the drug store.

Until next time. 

Oh, Victoria Beckham models the Dolce & Gabbana dress very well on the Bazaar January cover.  Now this is a woman who is meticulous in her poses.  I would have preferred the face shot photo to be on the cover rather than the side view they chose.  She is hot.  But now that I see the front of the dress I see why they chose the side view for the cover.

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